It's bedtime. Josh goes downstairs with Sasha, to let her out the back door to go to the bathroom. I'm doing last minute pick-up in the living room, and I turn off all of the lights. I see the shadow of a wagging tail on the steps by the FRONT door. I open it up, and it's Sasha, all smiles. She waltzes in the house, sits down by the steps, and waits for me to go upstairs to bed. I didn't really think anything of it, I just thought she was cute...
Then I start thinking....well, Mr. Aycock let her out the back door....I'll call out to him from the FRONT door and tell him I have Sasha. Well, it's 11pm, and I don't want to piss off our already nasty German neighbors, so I "yell quietly." (talk about an oxymoron).
I get no response, so I assume the Mister is IN the house. So I close the door, and yell downstairs to him.
No response.
Eh, he'll figure it out. So I continue to clean up the kitchen a bit, close some windows, etc.
So it's been about 3 minutes since Sasha came in the house. I go get a drink of water. Then I see the shadow of a large angry man on the front steps.
"WHERE THE HELL IS SASHA?? I CAN'T FIND HER!"
"Oh, she's right here!" *points to smiling dog calmly waiting to go upstairs to bed*
"I've been *&%*&ing yelling for her this whole time!! WHY WOULD YOU LET HER IN THE HOUSE AND NOT TELL ME?!?"
"Um....oops?"
And there you have it: How to make an Angry Aycock.
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